Disclaimer: While I finagled the artwork for this piece, it is a humorous rendition of the brainchild of WhoHQ, creators of history books for children, and not my own invention.
Do you know what a politician is? Do you know what "scandal" means? Have you ever heard your parents mention the "House Ethics Committee?" Well, Matt Gaetz, Florida Represent…
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